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"Hello?"

'We've knocked out the interior walls to improve our home Wi-Fi coverage.'

The World Wide Web.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

WiFi Signals

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

High Riders of the Old West

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

Binge Watch

Technological Dependence.

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

Wifi whore

"It's hard for me to do my job remotely when you keep eating all of my home work."

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

We don't have wi-fi.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"My homework is not done because our home modem is tool slow for downloading the answers."

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Dave invents the remote belt