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Tarzan fights mouse.

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Binge Watch

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Fish don't like worms.

Dissectum Paniculata

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Dave invents the remote belt

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Because only men can believe than 1 inch equals a mile.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"There's the remote!"

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Don't forget. When this photo shoot is over I get a bucket of shiners.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'Try putting a remote in one hand aan a beer in the other and see if he starts up.'

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

'The sole purpose of this remote is to locate all the other remotes you have lost!'

"He who controls the Internet controls the world."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."