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"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Remember last year? You dug up his flower garden and planted potatoes...?'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

The Specimen Hunter

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ambitions... to finish on the winning side for a change."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'How do you do it? I keep coming up with six.'

Haircuts

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

Christo's greatest challenge.

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Where do you see yourself not getting tenure in seven years?'

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'