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'As soon as one of us can pull two of them, we'll soon have mass transit.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The Baby Walker

The First Martian Dog.

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

A trevor of trainspotters

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The First Day Back

Cow Pilot.

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.