Car Wrangler T-Shirts

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

'Did you want me, boss?'

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

The Specimen Hunter

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"Kick the machine"

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

'Wow! How did you catch something smaller than the bait you were using?'

'Ever wish we were back on Wall Street?'

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'Hi, Sweetie! I'd like you to meet my pier group.'

'You only caught one?'

'Do you have this in a smaller size?' - 'Is she nuts! She's way too big for that size. She'll destroy it if she tries it on...but if I don't answer her soon she'll destroy me...'

Spiro & Pusho and the large fish.