Modern-day Wrangler T-Shirts

'Remember the old days, Jake, when it was just a cattle drive? Now cattle gotta 'jog' to the stockyard.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

King kong 5 G.

"Any nibbles yet, hon?"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Legal and accounting were O.K. with it, but I had trouble getting it past archery."

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

And overcoming their resistance by sheer skill.

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

Cow Pilot.

'No, go ahead and critique my mss. I'm always ok ... after the initial reaction.'

Four fishermen catch the same fish.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'If fish are brain food, how come they're dumb enough to get caught?'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

The Specimen Hunter

Two robots are playing table football.