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'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"What did you download at school today?"

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

Two robots are playing table football.

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Pantomime Horse

"Autonomous lawnmowers were a bad idea. I see that now."

"Just where is this PowerPoint presentation going Wilson?"

Robot Costume

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."