Urban Wrangler Prints

'Dang, we're losing a lot of strays.'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

High Riders of the Old West

"I've outgrown my backpack."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

I went a little crazy with the pet hair sticky roller.

Cow Pilot.

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Any stunt driving experience other than teaching three teen-agers to drive?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Boss: '...Let's not forget who our customers are!' (It turns out they just have one left).

Two robots are playing table football.

Burn All Your Garden Rubbish

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Man walking along sidewalk trips on long trombone from street musician

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Hot dog cart next to a hot spot cart.

'You CAN Pass The Turing Test!'

Pantomime Horse

Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep! What's that malfunctioning machine? It's a "Justin Beeper"!

ROBOT EMPLOYMENT AGENCY, 'We don't have much on hand right now --how'd you like to be a Pez dispenser?'

Robot Costume

We're replacing you with a robot that also does nothing, but does it more efficiently.

"Just where is this PowerPoint presentation going Wilson?"