Bull Wrangler Prints

Farmer in front of 'Beware of the bull' sign, says: 'So there I was, surrounded on all sides, facing certain death ...'

'There goes Doctor Krankheit...Always hurrying, hurrying, hurrying.'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

New Guy.

So you're a mocking bird...

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."