Bull Wrangler Prints

Farmer in front of 'Beware of the bull' sign, says: 'So there I was, surrounded on all sides, facing certain death ...'

'There goes Doctor Krankheit...Always hurrying, hurrying, hurrying.'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

New Guy.

So you're a mocking bird...

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Would you care to hold until Mr. Jyles is better adjusted.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"Fred's a man for all seasons. The lawn still needs mowing but he's set for leaf blowing."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"I handle chatty people for him."

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."