Wildlife Wrangler Prints

Christo's greatest challenge.

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"Confirm or deny: while working at home you attempted to trap beaver. . . and skunk."

City Zoo: Day Care

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

'In school today, we learned about endangered species.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

So you're a mocking bird...

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

Monkey-artist

'Stop cracking and hulling his seeds. He's accustomed to working for his food.'

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

High Riders of the Old West

Save the unicorn.

"Catching him was easy. Getting him through the cat door....Now that's another story."

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

"Touché"

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

"Go ahead if you want to: Me, I'll wait for the bears to be sated before I risk it..."

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Climate Change

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'We're a protected species and an endangered speices, but when I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us.'

'Good grief! Aren't you extinct yet?'

'Boy, being an endangered species is quite hard: I get weighed, tagged, filmed, recorded and studied by scientists: I have no privacy...'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

We never roam anymore.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'