Dog Wrangler Prints

Throwing for dogs.

"Young man, I don't think you're old enough to walk your dog!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

The First Day Back

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"He's a rescue."

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I handle chatty people for him."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."