Canine Wranglers Prints

'Do you have a license for that vehicle Miss?'

Interior design trends for parents....

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Beware of teething baby.'

"Why do small children ask so many questions?" "Why not? We need to learn, don’t we? Anyway it’s no big deal is it? Isn’t that what parents are for? You were probably the same, weren’t you? So why complain?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'How nice. I didn't even know they had computers in nursery schools.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Gee, Dad, Mom's getting better at this all the time!'

"He's a rescue."

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'They had three puppies and four kids before me: It's almost impossible to find a piece of furniture that hasn't been chewed on...'

Babies

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

'Getting other people's toddler's leftovers on a highchair is one thing, but getting their toddler, too, is another.'

'Well, your wife is now a den mother! You have triplets!'

I'm fed up with cleaning your room! From now on, wipe your feet!

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'We really should ask the driver of that car for tips on coping with twins.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Tantrum Scene Do Not Cross

Heel! Toe!

'He's at the 'terrible twos' stage.'