Dog Wrangler's Surprise Prints

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

So you're a mocking bird...

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Heel! Toe!

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

"That's fathering."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy