Dog Wrangler's Surprise Prints

Man accidentally hooks a dog while casting his fishing line.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

So you're a mocking bird...

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"He's a rescue."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'Are you SURE you didn't invite the Brownes around for supper?'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

Heel! Toe!

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

"That's fathering."

"I'm coming - I just need some 'me' time."