Energetic Dog Wrangler Prints

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

I hate these flying fish

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Heel! Toe!

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."