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'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"It's good you feel ready to confront your demons. Unfortunately, they're reluctant to face you."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"He's a rescue."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

I hate these flying fish

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Heel! Toe!

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'