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"He's a rescue."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Fresh eggs!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'