Clingy Canine Wrangler Gifts

"He's a rescue."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Even though you're the client, it's my duty to tell you you're wrong. . . Ok then. Speak slowly so I can write down your every whim.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

A child and his dog

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"I handle chatty people for him."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I'm shedding.'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Christo's greatest challenge.

Heel! Toe!

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull