Animal Wrangler Gifts

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

New Guy.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Dissectum Paniculata

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Fish Feeding Frenzy

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Snake Dress-Up

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"I handle chatty people for him."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'