Animal Wrangler Gifts

'Good thing she's in my best pasture....'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I warn you, I came prepared for road rage."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

New Guy.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'I can tell you one thing, Madam. These ears have been neglected...

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

"I guess one of the bunnies was a boy after all!"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Dissectum Paniculata

Fish don't like worms.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

Steve Irwin.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

"I handle chatty people for him."