Canine Wrangler Gifts

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Fresh eggs!'

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.