Canine Wrangler Pillows

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'This handy can of mace stops them in their tracks!'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"He's a rescue."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Fresh eggs!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"Ya, that's right. Blame the help."

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'I'm shedding.'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."