Big Dog Wrangler Pillows

'If you need a parachute on this walk, what about me?'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

New Guy.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"He's a rescue."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

Christo's greatest challenge.