Large Animal Wrangler Pillows

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

New Guy.

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Cow Pilot.

A child and his dog

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Steve Irwin.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up