Large Animal Wrangler Mugs

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

New Guy.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

King kong 5 G.

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

Cow Pilot.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

Automation of Security

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Excellent. But try it again and this time start your sway at the beginning of the fourth bar, O.K.?'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Snake Dress-Up

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'