Feline Wrangler Gifts

'Does anyone else have anything they'd like to bring up?...'

'Don't let him fool you. . .he is not either an endangered species!'

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

"I'm sorry, doctor. The cat must have escaped again."

"You created a robot to do your homework for you? Apparently, laziness is the mother of invention."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

The First Martian Dog.

"What did you download at school today?"

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'I'm here to fix your robotic milker.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

King kong 5 G.

'And then Dmitri noticed something that would have a profound effect on the human/robot wars.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

Cow Pilot.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

Automation of Security

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Henceforth I don't want you to start any new projects without consulting Professor Frankfurter or myself!"

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"He's a rescue."

The difference between cats and dogs.

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'