Wet Cat Wrangler Gifts

'Oh no. The cat got into the tub too.'

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Fishing sign.

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

The difference between cats and dogs.

'Now that's what I call soil conservation.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Menage a Paws.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"I don't care what the job pays. . . I'm never herding cats again!"

"Can we forget about our dainty little tracks in the snow for five seconds and try to concentrate on what we're out here for?"

'James Herriot would never say a thing like that!'

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Hitch up your horse, Tex. It's time for lunch."

'No, she can not come out to play again.'

Christo's greatest challenge.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Heel! Toe!

'Where's the duck?'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull