Pup Wrangler Gifts

The Hazards of Dog Leashes

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

A child and his dog

The First Day Back

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

Nanny with children on leash

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

"He's a rescue."

'Bulls and bears are my yin and yang.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Fresh eggs!'

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I'm running late for totally dignified reasons."

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."