Pet Wrangler Gifts

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"Man, why do they call it 'doggie-doo' when what they really mean is "doggie-don't"?

People walking their dogs

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

The cat hits a dog with a rake.

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

Mad House!

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

The Baby Walker

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

The First Day Back

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

Nanny with children on leash

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"He's a rescue."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

Show Jumping Tantrums

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

"The Day Center called. They say your little girl is resisting arrest."