Pet Hair Wrangler Gifts

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

"He's a rescue."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

I hate these flying fish

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'