Pet Hair Wrangler Gifts

Lady covered in cat hair.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

"He's a rescue."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

I hate these flying fish

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'