Dog Hair Wrangler Gifts

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Come out with your fins up!'

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

A child and his dog

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"He's a rescue."

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I hate these flying fish

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

'Don't be a fool, John! They'll kill you. Give them what they want - you can always buy another hat.'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'