Dog Hair Wrangler Gifts

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

"Thanks for stopping by and for taking some of our dog's hair home with you."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this the first time you've been fishing?"

'Come out with your fins up!'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Couple of Pikeys.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

A child and his dog

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"He's a rescue."

'I put lint tape all over his onesie so that, as he crawls around, he picks up the dog hair.'

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

I hate these flying fish

"As I see it, the issue with dog-walking services is that the pace is dictated by whoever is slowest..."

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Be quiet Carl, you're scarin' the fish!"

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'