Horse Wrangler Gifts

'Stop complaining - you only get a horse if you're delivering first class mail.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

The Baby Walker

New Guy.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

A trevor of trainspotters

"Mom, can you come get me?"

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

The First Day Back

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'I took her to register in kindergarten, and they wanted a damage deposit.'

'Did you want me, boss?'

Nanny with children on leash

'You can always tell the pediatricians.'

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

'One ticket to wherever my luggage is going, please.'

"Are you sure they don't include children?"

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'You gotta learn to talk, Jeffrey - it's part of the aging process.'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"I'v got this center-of-the-universe gig."

"I handle chatty people for him."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'