Wild Horse Wrangler Gifts

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Riding class on the stable roof keeping out of reach of the danger.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

"I've outgrown my backpack."

High Riders of the Old West

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

Careful

Show Jumping Tantrums

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Raccoons! Single file into the crate! Snake! Back in your hole! Crickets! Keep it down! Animal Control Freak.

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

"That reminds me, we must sort out your will."

"No one is making you do anything you don't want. I'm just saying we're all headed for Dodge City and we think you should come along."

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"So I reckon this is your first rodeo."

'They're herding you all over the field! Start playing defense...'

A farmer builds a fence around a very stubborn bull

Sunshine Dog Obedience School

"Looks like we'll be walking today. The horses are staging a sit in."

Before baseball, raccooning enjoyed a brief stint as the national pastime.

"It appears that your stallion has been out to stud too long."

'You'll want to watch that old sow, Doc!'