Wild Child Wrangler Gifts

"And this is our son Danny's room. Danny is being raised by wolves."

Careful

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

The Baby Walker

"I said he's beginning to teethe...not tithe."

A Communal Breakfast for the Young

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'I'm afraid he's at that age when he's into everything!'

"I don't care how good he is. Ain't nobody can get a short on Jeffrey."

"They say change is inevitable...thank goodness!"

Teaching a Sunday school class didn't end the way John imagined.

"I guess for me family planning is just a study in fertility."

"...and I, Pastor Smith...preaching to you now from this pulpit, speak to you from experience about the 'strong-willed' child...BELIEVE me!"

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

"Ahh...He's got wind"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I'm so good at this!"

"Never mind Benjamin – he just lawyers-up to get attention."

'Whatever surprise he's cooking up for you, I'm sure you've a good sense of humour!'

"Mom, can you come get me?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

'It's not scatting if they're under age two.'

'We're the parents. What we say goes. . . In one ear and out the other.'

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

'Here comes the Papa-razzi again...'

"Where's your nose?"

Grandma was very innovative in her ideas!

Parenting Business Deals

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"This is System One and I am holding the beta for System Two."