Livestock Wrangler Gifts

Rancher builds fence around angry bull.

'You'll want to watch that old sow, Doc!'

New Guy.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

High Riders of the Old West

'There! Now he's tied to my satisfaction and ready for surgery!'

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

"Well, I've finished the project on time and on budget!" "That means I've given you too much time and too much money!"

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Well, the doctor confirmed that it's not Rosacea.

"Well, the hills were alive with the sound of music...I'm sure!"

'Did you want me, boss?'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Let's go, Denmore. The free-range chickens are stampeding towards the canyon.'

'Vegetable proteins sure have caught on. I have to go over to Canyon Gulch and round up a herd of soybeans.'

Toastquest!

"My dog always knows when it's about to rain."

'Fresh eggs!'

'I can grant you 3 wishes as long as none of them are about getting up on the furniture.'

"Speed bumps have reduced stampede injuries."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

The first stock exchange - 'It's agreed then, one of my Longhorns for one of your holsteins.'

"What's the problem Cowboy? Never heard of Cattle Driving before?"

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'No, I own the cattle. He's the vet!'

"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

Christo's greatest challenge.

"It's broken I'm afraid." "Will I be able to work?" "Depends. What do you do?" "Oh, I'm just a cowpoke for Circle 'Y' Ranch."

That's it...It's official. It's now an art installation!

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

“They look like last year’s models.”