Pet Hair Warrior Gifts

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"The 'Queer Eye' people came by - but they fled."

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

"Get out of that chair! Frank and Bernice will be here in an hour and I really don't want to spend half of that time cleaning cat hair off the furniture."

Conversations With The Missing Link.

"Year, pets do teach kids about responsibility. When they won't get off their butts, they know I'll be responsible."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Don

'Let's just hope it's not a trend of some sort.'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

When traveling with a cat, the adventure begins long before you go through airport security.

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

The split end is near.

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

"Let's let him keep your ball."

Poopa-Scoopa