Cat Hair Warrior Gifts

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

The Canine's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with Cats attached

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'Everybody on the internet now knows I'm a dog, so I'm pretending to be a cat.'

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

'I can hold a match to his notebook.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Fancy Feast. Very small brown mouse in gravy.

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"It's the cat doc, he scares me."

"Yup! Its time to feed the cattle."

"It slowly dawned on Edwin who exactly had stolen his steroids."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

"Don't you worry about me. I always land on my feet."

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Wonders of evolution: Same face, totally different meaning.

'He's strictly an indoor cat.'

Word on the street is that he's self-domesticated.

Who Let the Dawg In?

"I vow to never again bat around someone else's fuzzy mouse."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'I know what you're thinking.'

"Owning a pet is a big responsibility, not to mention never wearing dark clothing again."

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

'My opponent hates cats.'

Lucky has an 'out-of-potty' experience.

'Quick, act like a dog. My friend just busted us.'

Rats cutting loose a dog so it can chase a cat.