Dog Hair Warrior Gifts

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Mod Kwan Doh

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'I'm shedding.'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

Don

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

The split end is near.

"I think the dog wants out"

'You threw away the claws! I didn't want the cat! I wanted the claws!"

"Let's let him keep your ball."

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."