Dog Walking Warrior Gifts

'He's a really active dog.'

"Let's let him keep your ball."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Look, I've had enough of picking up after him, OK?"

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Dog Walking Services

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

A large leaf falling on a dog

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

'Bert's dog training.'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

A man and his dog

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

Love a Mutt

Dog Park

"The cat told me to eat your homework."