Walking Warrior Gifts

A "Park and Walk" near New York City.

"A minimum of 25 minutes walking every day is recommended...but you don't need to spend all of them seeing ME!"

'I'm taking the kid for a walk, he's overweight!'

'I asked my doc for a diet plan and it works great - thanks to his usurious bills, I can't afford a car or taxis and that's why I'm losing weight by walking!'

"Why did we get a Cheetah? They need so much walking."

"Now we're really in trouble!!! It's the Power Walking Dead!!!"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

Muscles

On the back of the t-shirt...

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"It's a new work-out video. It shows a mother chasing after three little children all day."

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Man using exercise bike being chased by dog

Running

"All this spinning...shouldn't this be charging our phones or something?"

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Exercise Class

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

'What'll it cost me to got in shape for yardwork season?'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'How effective is this new weight-loss regime?' 'We can guarantee you'll lose £50 at your signing on.'

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Martial Arts

Tired executive going into gym coming out gleaming

'C'mon, c'mon! I want to be the first one on the stair-climbing machine!'

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"My wife says she wants you to make me fit for purpose."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."