Dog Hair Warrior Pillows

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Non-violent Western (Cowboys with water pistols).

Mod Kwan Doh

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

Cats in a bar asking for 'hair of the dog'.

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"Just because you're retired doesn't mean you get to sit around all day drinking beer and eating peanuts...!"

'Sorry, chubs, but those little circles you do before lying down don't cut it as exercise.'

"Hey, don't complain. They declawed me!"

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

"You wouldn't believe a little dog like that could create so much hair."

'I'm shedding.'

Bees full of righteous indignation swarm the honey company's executive suite.

Conversations With The Missing Link.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Don

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Squirting water in my face...Is that all you got? Now it's my turn you little ****!'

Neutering done while you wait: Sooty just learnt to read.

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

'So...you claim Farmer Jones kept you locked up naked in a dirty sty, fed nothing but garbage and repetitively called you a filthy swine!'

"Tough day at the labyrinth?"

Lady covered in cat hair.

Helium frogs.

The split end is near.

"We've received complaints that you're feeding them nothing but slop three meals a day."

'...This new cushion would go perfect with your shedding.'

"I think the dog wants out"