Bad Hair Day Warrior Gifts

The split end is near.

Hair Salon Emergency

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"These days, I'm mostly just legislating from the couch."

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

A spider meal prepping

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Watch him. His body says Monday but his face says Friday."

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Wednesday wave.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

' Oh God ! not Friday again ! what happened to Saturday...Sunday...Monday...Tuesday....? '

"I like Monday mornings...and Friday afternoons. But all that in-between stuff bums me out."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'Bob, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.'

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

"Nothing ruins a Friday more than waking up and realizing it's only Thursday."

'How's the soup of the day coming along, Chef?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'Monday morning feeling? But it's thursday!'

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

flu bug

Ice croquet.

"Coffee, juice, bacon, eggs, toast. I must be on my way to work."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'I don't hate Mondays -- I FEAR Mondays!'

I HATE MONDAYS: what's a 'monday'?