Bad Hair Day Survivor Gifts

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"He's looking for a comb."

'In my client's defense, he was having a REALLY bad hair day.'

Frizzy hair

'I forgot to pack my blow drier.'

Rapunzel was now regretting having got a Perm.

'...No, madame does not like her new hairstyle!'

' ... and I'm allergic to bad hair days.'

'International Poodle Contest.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Hey Al, I heard the guy you levied a distress on lately was your barber.

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"Absolutely not!"

"The last 'Good Hair Day' I had was in 1985."

"My hair is really annoying me today."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

"I know exactly what you want."

"Is it something I said dear?"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'What a day! My secretary was out, our biggest customer canceled a large order, the computer broke down, I didn't have any lunch, and leaving work I got stuck for an hour in the elevator with an 18 year old nympho with big breasts!'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

"Don't go in there!"

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Thanks, but do you have anything stronger than 'have a nice day'?"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

It's a windy day!