Bad Hair Day Awareness Gifts

"David, men have bad hair days too"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

It's a windy day!

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Toupee !!'

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

'Hi, I'm Ralph. Not only am I the President of the Ear-Hair Club for Men, I'm also a member!'

"I know exactly what you want."

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

"He's looking for a comb."

'I forgot to pack my blow drier.'

Frizzy hair

' ... and I'm allergic to bad hair days.'

'In my client's defense, he was having a REALLY bad hair day.'

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

Being fat and bald wouldn't be so bad if I didn't used to be thin and bald.