Bad Hair Day Support Gifts

"Thou shalt not comment on the haircut."

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'On that Noah thing, just rinse and repeat as necessary.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

I love my hair straighteners.

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

It's a windy day!

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Toupee !!'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

Despair.

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I know exactly what you want."

"He's looking for a comb."