Bad Hair Day Relief Gifts

It's a windy day!

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

Shampoo.

"The bottle says that 'Extreme Hair Growth' is a rare side effect of this medication."

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

"Absolutely not!"

"Be creative...!"

"Let's try for dignified yet playful, while maintaining the spirit of preservation."

Not you. Your hair.

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"I'm here for the hair."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

'Of course I want a short back and sides. I've only got a back and sides.'

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

Hair Traffic control.

Adult Barbershop

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

'I washed the gray right out of my hair, but now I can't get the gray out of my tub.'

"Of course, it's MY hair - I've still got the receipt!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Square Cut

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Operation Chrome Dome.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'Now Gregory needed an investor to take his Gentlemen's Lavatory Tongs from dream to reality.'

Yep, I started out as a dog groomer.

Bald man spraying his head with hairspray

'Just a trim for me thanks.'