Bad Hair Day Sufferer Gifts

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Absolutely not!"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'One of those days, huh?'

It's a windy day!

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Bad Hair Year

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

"What a day! My therapy dog bit my life coach."

'Toupee !!'

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"I know exactly what you want."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."