Bad Hair Day Gifts

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

"Absolutely not!"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

'He's having a bad feather day.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'One of those days, huh?'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

It's a windy day!

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

"What a day! My therapy dog bit my life coach."

'Toupee !!'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I know exactly what you want."

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.