Bad Hair Day Empathy Gifts

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'Ever have one of those days where nothing seems to go right?'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

It's a windy day!

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Toupee !!'

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I know exactly what you want."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"He's looking for a comb."

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

'In my client's defense, he was having a REALLY bad hair day.'

' ... and I'm allergic to bad hair days.'

Frizzy hair

'I forgot to pack my blow drier.'