Bad Hair Day Sufferer Pillows

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Absolutely not!"

'Hold on, Baby, Hold on!'

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

It was a bad day for Mr Effervescent

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'I guess it's just one of those days.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'One of those days, huh?'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

It's a windy day!

"It's just one of those days. I don't know if I'm coming or going."

Bad day? Guano happens.

Bad Hair Year

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

'This started out as a pretty good day...'

'I was kicked upstairs, downstairs and everywhere but loose.'

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

A Crab Apple says 'My life stinks...I'm all bruised...I've got worms...'

'What a lousy day! The computer, the car, and my stock portfolio all crashed.'

"Ever have one of those days when you feel like just letting all the lower court ruling stand."

"What a day! My therapy dog bit my life coach."

'Toupee !!'

"I know exactly what you want."

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"