Bad Hair Day Solver Pillows

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

'Hello dear - I've had a very depressing day.'

'You think that's bad? My husband got canned today.'

Bartender: 'Rough day, huh?'Man: 'I'll say. My ex-wife just sued the pants off me.'

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

"Thank goodness! I thought that day would never end!"

It's a windy day!

The split end is near.

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Tough day or tough life?'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Toupee !!'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

Games Store Snow Shoes.

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

Despair.

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I know exactly what you want."

"He's looking for a comb."