Bad Hair Day Sympathizer Pillows

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

'It just hasn't been my day.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

It's a windy day!

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

'Having one of those days I see.'

The split end is near.

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Toupee !!'

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"I know exactly what you want."

"He's looking for a comb."

Frizzy hair

'I forgot to pack my blow drier.'

'In my client's defense, he was having a REALLY bad hair day.'

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!