Bad Hair Day Sympathizer Pillows

"Don't talk to me about a bad hair day."

"Absolutely not!"

Lawyer to bad hair lady: 'It's difficult to establish pain and suffering based on a bad hair day.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'I warned Harry that he'd have a bad hair day if he got near that leaf blower.'

I can't do anything with my hair. It doesn't like to go to movies or concerts, or play games. It's just really dull.

"As soon as the leaves turn, my hair goes crazy."

Lockdown had left Nigel desperate for a haircut.

'He's having a bad feather day.'

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

"I washed it last night- now I can't do a damn thing with it!"

'It just hasn't been my day.'

It's a windy day!

'No wonder it's blocked! How can she moult so much and not be bald?'

"Don't worry about it—when we get to the courtroom, you can borrow my comb."

The split end is near.

"Actually, I'm just coming down off a ind of surprising haircut, and I think I'll just hand around the house for a while."

'Says his name is Rip Van Winkle. All I know is, he has the worst case of bed-head I've ever seen.'

'Mammals will never amount to anything -- they're always having bad hair days.'

'Probably one bad hair day too many!'

'Toupee !!'

"Most of us around the clinic think that thing on your head is pretty cool."

"Can't a guy have a bad day in private!?"

"I wouldn't mind being rescued now that I've finally grown my bangs out."

"It's absolutely fabulous hair, it just needs a bit more care and attention... SANDRA CAN YOU PASS ME THE HEDGE TRIMMERS PLEASE!"

'International Poodle Contest.'

"I know exactly what you want."

Well, perhaps some extra strength hair conditioner would help.

"He's looking for a comb."

I can't have a second opinion today, my hair's in such a mess!

'In my client's defense, he was having a REALLY bad hair day.'

'I forgot to pack my blow drier.'

' ... and I'm allergic to bad hair days.'

Frizzy hair